I was skimming through the Internet when I came across one of these little beauties and it really made me laugh. I couldn’t help but think of all of you and thought I’d share π I don’t know the official names of them so I’ve come up with names that I found appropriate π
The neck saver specs
How many times have you found yourself alternating between craning your neck and losing all the blood flow to you arms when trying to read in bed? Have no fear, the neck saving specs are here!
The arm saving stand
Now this might look a little precarious but if you’re willing to risk a broken nose if it fails then the arm saving stand could be the answer you’re looking for. I’m not entirely sure how you turn a page without getting a book in the face but that’s half the fun!
The duvet book
This is a great one for slow readers with lots of disposable cash. Just get your duvet covers printed up with different pages of your favourite books and change the sheets regularly (making sure you get the order correct)
The one handed book holder-opener
So you wanna read but you don’t want to use both hands – the one handed book holder-opener is your new best friend!
The I’m-not-sure-why-you’re-spending-this-long-in-the-bathroom hands free reader
I think the name says it all π and at least its hygienic!
I hope you liked my silly post, have you come up with any inventions that can make our reading lives easier? xoxo
Thank you so much βΊοΈ xoxo
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That arm saving stand looks amazing, and definitely, totally necessary lol. I tagged you for the versatile blogger award π https://ohmyplot.wordpress.com/2016/03/06/the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Thanks! I’m glad you find them as amusing as I did π xoxo
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Reblogged this on pjbyerwriterblog and commented:
Some outlandish and funny inventions here!
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Never! π π
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Hehe now we will never have to stop reading xoxo
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Too funny. Just what I’ve always wanted. π π π
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already have that!
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Yeah you’d just need a big pile of books to work through! xoxo
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The first 2 might cause you to stay in bed forever, not a bad idea….
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Stuck for Gift Ideas for your favourite Readers? π
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I know lol maybe we could go for a collection of different duvets to suit every mood but even then I don’t know where I’d begin! xoxo
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Holy cr*p, Susan, I totally didn’t think about how you’d have to limit your duvet down to one page out of all books known to mankind. Impossible.
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I know! I just dunno what book I’d pick or what page π²xoxo
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Must. Have. Book-Page. Duvet Cover.
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Lol I know your pain! I fell asleep doing that with my iPad once and split my lip open π xoxo
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As I lay here in bed, reading this on my phone, about to drop it on my face as my arm goes numb, I can say I would definitely appreciate some of these! π Great post.
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Haha I think I’d like it to pass a few safety tests and maybe get an automatic page turner upgrade! xoxo
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Omg! Hilarious post! But I would love an the arm saving stand! π
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Hehe thanks xoxo
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This definitely made my day. hahaha… nice inventions. lol.
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Lol yeah I’m not sure if they are actually on sale somewhere but you never know!xoxo
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Yeah that’s probably the only one that would actually get used lol, the stand is scary! I have drifted off and dropped books on my face before and it hurts! π±xoxo
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I’m sorry but those look ridiculous! But I’m sure there are a few hundred who are willing to buy them! π
Kudos to them!
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The one handed book holder-opener actually seems pretty useful, although some of my books don’t like being opened quite so wide.
The arm saving stand would make me too nervous to read!
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Lol yeah some of them would probably make my life easier but then it might actually mean I never put a book down!xoxo
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Ha! pretty funny. I might actually have use for a couple of these …
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